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Not
long after 10:00 on a Wednesday morning of a rain-drenched June,
a comfortably worn-in novelist named Timothy Underhill finished
off both a mushroom omelet and The New York Times crossword puzzle
at a friendly neighborhood diner and returned, right on schedule,
to his third-floor loft at 55 Grand Street. He clanked his streaming
umbrella into an upright metal stand, transported a fresh cup of
decaffeinated coffee to his littered desk, parked himself in a tall,
flexible mesh chair bristling with controls, double-clicked on Outlook
Express’s arrow-swathed envelope, and called to the surface
of his screen the day’s first catch of e-mails, ten in all.
Tim Underhill had no way of knowing this, but two of these had been
sent by dead people. Because the messages came from strangers (whose
names came unattached to specific domains, he would notice later),
bore empty SUBJECT lines, and consisted of no more than a couple
of disconnected words each, he promptly deleted them. As soon as
he had done so he remembered deleting a couple of similar e-mails
two days earlier.
* * *
Roughly half an hour later, in a sudden shaft of brightness that
fell some twenty miles west of Grand Street, a woman named Willy
Bryce Patrick (soon-to-be Faber) turned her slightly dinged little
Mercedes away from the Pathmark store on the north side of town
and, instead of proceeding directly home, succumbed to temptation
and drove two and two-tenths miles along Union Street’s increasingly
vacant blocks. When she came to a vast parking lot with two homely
sedans trickling through its exit, she checked her rear-view mirror
and looked around before driving in. Irregular slicks of water gleamed
on the black surface of the lot. Both of the men waiting to drive
out of the lot took in the young woman entering their field of vision
at the wheel of a sleek, snub-nosed car; one of them thought he
were looking at a teenaged boy.
Once inside, Willy drifted along until she had gone past three-fourths
of the penitentiary-like building dominating the far end of the
parking lot. Her shoulders rode high and tight, and her upper arms
seemed taut as cords. Some twenty feet from the building, Willy
pulled into an empty third-row space and regarded what was before
her: a long shabby-looking brick structure, three stories high,
with wide metal doors and ranks of filthy windows behind cobwebs
of mesh. Around the back, she knew, the dock that led into the loading
bays protruded outward like a pier over the surface of a lake. A
row of grimy letters over the topmost row of windows spelled out
MICHIGAN PRODUCE.
That had been the start of it somehow. MICHIGAN PRODUCE: the words,
not the building, which appeared to be a wholesale fruit and vegetable
warehouse. Two days earlier, driving along inattentively, in fact
in one of her “dazes,” her “trances” - Mitchell
Faber’s words - Willy had found herself here, on this desolate
section of what had started out as Union Street, and the two words
atop the big grimy structure had all but peeled themselves off the
warehouse, set themselves on fire, and floated toward her through
the slate-colored air, aflame in all that grayness.
Now, she asked herself, was that an accident? Willy had the feeling
that she had been led here, that the “trance” had been
charged with purpose, and that she had been all along meant to wander
from her accustomed path and by doing so come across this building.
Michigan Produce, produced by Michigan? This was not true of Willy,
though strictly speaking it was not terribly far off, given that
she had grown up in Illinois. From the point of view of New Jersey,
where she now whiled away her hours, she hoped more or less cheerfully,
Illinois and Michigan might as well have been the same state. The
truth was that she had never so much set foot in Michigan. As far
as she knew, she had never even flown over it.
However, something about the state of Michigan had to mean a great
deal to her, because the letters blazing on the big unprepossessing
building had once again seized her as if by the throat.
She wondered if this had ever happened to someone else, that for
no apparent reason a previously disregarded building reared up and
commanded all the attention available? And later kept seeping into
their thoughts?
Almost instantly, Willy dismissed the strange little vision that
blazed abruptly in her mind, of a teenaged boy, skateboard in one
hand, standing dumbstruck on a sunlit street before an empty but
ordinary-looking building.
Her imagination had always been far too willing to leap into service,
whether or not at the time imagination was actually useful. That
sometimes it had been supremely useful to Willy did not diminish
her awareness that her wonderfully useful imaginative faculty could
also turn on her, savagely.
Oh, yes. You never knew which was the case, either, until the dread
began to crawl up your arms.
Right now, the image of a teenaged boy and an empty house added
to the sum of disorder at large in the universe, and she sent it
back to the mysterious realm from which it had emerged. Because:
hey, what might be in that empty house?
* * *
The memory of the messages he had seen on Monday awakened Tim Underhill’s
curiosity, and before going on to answer the few of the day’s
e-mails that required responses, he clicked on Deleted Items, of
which he seemed now to have in excess of four hundred, and looked
for the ones that matched those he had just received. There they
were, together in the order in which he had deleted them: Huffy
and presten, with the blank subject lines that indicated a kind
of indifference to simple decorum he wished he did not find mildly
annoying, but did anyhow. He clicked on the first message.
From: Huffy
To: tunderhill@nyc.rr.com
Sent: Monday, June 16, 2003 8:52 AM
Subject:
re member
Yeah, sure. That was the opposite of dis member, Tim supposed,
and dis member was the guy standing next to dat member. He tried
the second one.
From: presten
To: tunderhill@nyc.rr.com
Sent: Monday, June 16, 2003 9:01 AM
Subject:
no helo
Useless, meaningless, a nuisance. Huffman and presten were kids
who had figured out how to hide their e-mail addresses. Presumably
they had learned his from the back flap of his latest book, Lost:
This Boy, This Girl. He looked again at the two e-mails he had just
dumped.
From: rudderless
To: tunderhill@nyc.rr.com
Sent: Wednesday, June 18, 2003 6:32 AM
Subject:
no time
and
FROM: loumay
To: tunderhill@nyc.rr.com
Sent: Wednesday, June 18, 2003 6:41 AM
Subject:
there wuz
There wuz, waz there? All of these enigmatic messages sounded as
though their perpetrators were addled or half-asleep, or as though
their hands had been snatched off the keyboard - maybe by the next
customer, since the second messages came only minutes after the
first ones.
Wait, wait. what were the odds that four people savvy enough to
delete the second half of their e-mail addresses would decide, more
or less simultaneously, to send early-morning gibberish to the same
person? And how much steeper were the odds against one of them writing
“no helo,” whatever that meant, and another deciding,
with no prior agreement, upon the echo-phrase “no time”?
Although he thought such a coincidence was impossible, he still
rejected it with some mild uneasiness. Because that left only two
possibilities, and both of them raised the ante a bit above Tim
Underhill’s comfort level. Either the four people who sent
the e-mails to him were acting together in conspiracy, or the e-mails
had all been sent by the same person using four names.
He looked at the names, Huffy, presten, rudderless, loumay, without
seeing anything like a pattern. The names were not familiar. A moment
later, Tim remembered that back in Millhaven, Illinois, his home
town, a boy named Paul Resten had been on the Holy Sepulchre football
team with him for a single season. That Paulie Resten, who had been
a chaotic little fireplug with greasy hair, a shoplifting problem,
and a tendency toward violence, might decide after a silence of
forty-odd years to send him a two-word e-mail seemed profoundly
unlikely.
Tim read the messages over again, thought for a second, then rearranged
them:
re member
there wuz
no helo
no time
which could just as easily have been
re member
there wuz
no time
no helo
or
there wuz
no time
no helo
re member
which wasn’t much of an advance, was it? Tim made a hmmm
noise as another possibility came to mind, that “helo”
could be a typo for “help.” No time/no help made more
sense than no time/no helo. “Remember, there was no time,
no help.” Whatever the hell that was about, it was pretty
depressing. Also depressing was the notion that someone, even worse
four someones, had decided to send him that message, and in dismembered
form. If Tim felt like getting depressed, he had merely to think
of his brother, Philip, who, one year after his wife’s suicide
and the disappearance of his son, had announced his impending marriage
to one Rusty Macnee, whom Philip had met on or about her emergence
from the chrysalis of an exotic dancer as a born-again Christian.
On the whole, Tim decided, he’d actually rather think about
the inexplicable e-mails.
Four people, sending four meaningless messages that connected up
into one that only barely made sense? This had the slightly staid,
slightly stale air of a Sherlock Holmes set-up. The rusty machinery
of a hundred old detective novels could faintly be heard, grinding
into what passed for life. Once upon a time, a prospective client
very likely had walked into a brownstone on West 34th Street and
laid this problem on the desk of Nero Wolfe. Here he was, Tim Underhill,
confronted with a puzzle that might have come straight from genre
fiction. Nonetheless, in the twenty-first century any such thing
had first to be considered a possible threat. At the very least,
some malign hacker could have compromised the security of his system.
Before doing anything else, Tim checked for new downloads for his
virus protection and learned his definitions were up to date. Then,
almost certain he was wasting his time, he ran a full-system virus
scan. It took forty minutes, and while it ran in the background
he deleted spam and dealt with all the remaining e-mails from friends,
fans, and people in publishing. He clicked on one button to contribute
a dollar for breast cancer research and on another to register his
objection to the invasion of Iraq, not that he thought it would
do any good. He read Publisher’s Lunch and discovered that
a writer named Arnold Wittig, who had said in The San Francisco
Chronicle that his, Tim’s, fifth novel displayed its author’s
“almost willful ignorance of his proper place,” had
switched publishers for an advance said to be in excess of six million.
Nice work, Arnie, you good and faithful watchdog.
When the anti-virus program discovered nothing loathsome hidden
within his numerous folders and files, Tim decided to procrastinate
a little further and called his computer technician and guru, Myron
Dorot-Rivage. Myron looked like a Spaniard, spoke with a musical
German accent, and had rescued Tim and his companions at 55 Grand
from multiple catastrophes. He was brilliant, rapier-like, always
in motion. Needless to say, Myron was so busy that he seldom answered
his cell phone but relied on an intricate system of callbacks followed
by yet more callbacks. There were people who went through the process
just for the pleasure of having him drop in for an hour - even if
nothing had gone amiss inside your computer, his restorative voodoo
could always perk it up.
Amazingly, Myron answered his phone on the second ring. “So,
Tim,” he said, being equipped with infallible caller ID as
well as a headset, “tell me your problem. I am booked solid
for at least the next three days, but perhaps we can solve it over
the phone.” His breathing suggested that he was lying on his
side while massaging the guts of a wounded computer with both hands.
“It isn’t a computer problem, exactly.”
“You are calling me about a personal problem, Tim?”
“Maybe,” Tim said. “I’ve been getting these
weird e-mails.” He described the four messages he had received.
“I did a virus check and came up clean, but I’m still
a little worried.”
“You probably won’t get a virus unless you open an
attachment. Are you bothered by the anonymity?”
“Well, yeah. How do they do that, leave out their addresses?
Is that legal?”
“Legal schmeagle. I could arrange the same thing for you,
if you were willing to pay for it. But what I cannot do is trace
such an e-mail back to its source. Which is probably what you would
like me to do.”
“You can’t trace it back?”
“Sorry, but that would be literally impossible. These people
pay their fees for a reason, after all!”
Myron drew in his breath, and Tim heard the clatter of metal against
metal. It was like talking to an obstetrician who was delivering
a baby.
After they ended the call by making a vague arrangement to get
together sometime in the coming week, Tim noticed that three new
e-mails had arrived since his last look at his In-box. The first,
Monster Oral Sex Week, undoubtedly offered seven days’ free
access to a porn site; the second, 300,000 customers, almost certainly
linked to an e-mail database; the third, nayrm, made the skin on
his forearms prickle. The Sex and the customers disappeared unopened
into the landfill of deleted mail.
As he had dreaded, nayrm proved, when clicked upon, to have arrived
without benefit of a filled-in Subject line or identifiable e-mail
address. It had been sent at 10:58 AM, in other words, three minutes
previous, and consisted of three words: hard death hard
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